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November 23rd, 2003, 09:53 PM
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This Year, Give An Adopted Polar Bear!
On Wednesday November 18 The World Wildlife Fund launched its second annual
"Adopt a Polar Bear campaign to give consumers a unique alternative gift option for the holidays that also supports WWF's conservation efforts around the globe. http://www.anc.org/wildlife/wildlife...03_1120_polarb ear Animal News Center Webmaster |
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November 24th, 2003, 04:08 PM
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Re: This Year, Give An Adopted Polar Bear!
ANC Webmaster wrote:
> On Wednesday November 18 The World Wildlife Fund launched its second annual > "Adopt a Polar Bear campaign to give consumers a unique alternative gift > option for the holidays that also supports WWF's conservation efforts around > the globe. I don't have room for a polar bear. |
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November 24th, 2003, 04:17 PM
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Re: This Year, Give An Adopted Polar Bear!
usual suspect wrote:
> ANC Webmaster wrote: > > On Wednesday November 18 The World Wildlife Fund launched its second annual > > "Adopt a Polar Bear campaign to give consumers a unique alternative gift > > option for the holidays that also supports WWF's conservation efforts around > > the globe. > > I don't have room for a polar bear. I couldn't eat an entire polar bear. -- BBMC |
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November 24th, 2003, 05:23 PM
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Re: This Year, Give An Adopted Polar Bear!
"usual suspect" <> wrote in message news:9apwb.37482$... > ANC Webmaster wrote: > > On Wednesday November 18 The World Wildlife Fund launched its second annual > > "Adopt a Polar Bear campaign to give consumers a unique alternative gift > > option for the holidays that also supports WWF's conservation efforts around > > the globe. > > I don't have room for a polar bear. I'm sure you have. All you need is a cage abot 8' x 4' and a cannula inserted into it gall bladder. The chinks do it all the time, make yourself a bob ot two for Christmas. > |
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November 24th, 2003, 05:25 PM
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Re: This Year, Give An Adopted Polar Bear!
Typhoid wrote:
>>> On Wednesday November 18 The World Wildlife Fund launched its second annual >>>"Adopt a Polar Bear campaign to give consumers a unique alternative gift >>>option for the holidays that also supports WWF's conservation efforts around >>>the globe. >> >>I don't have room for a polar bear. > > I couldn't eat an entire polar bear. Maybe if you try fasting for a week? |
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November 24th, 2003, 05:49 PM
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Re: This Year, Give An Adopted Polar Bear!
"usual suspect" <> wrote in message
news:3iqwb.38047$... > Typhoid wrote: > >>> On Wednesday November 18 The World Wildlife Fund launched its second annual > >>>"Adopt a Polar Bear campaign to give consumers a unique alternative gift > >>>option for the holidays that also supports WWF's conservation efforts around > >>>the globe. > >> > >>I don't have room for a polar bear. > > > > I couldn't eat an entire polar bear. > > Maybe if you try fasting for a week? You'd want to be fast, with a polar bear in the house. |
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November 24th, 2003, 06:15 PM
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Re: This Year, Give An Adopted Polar Bear!
Ray wrote:
>>> On Wednesday November 18 The World Wildlife Fund launched its second > annual >>>"Adopt a Polar Bear campaign to give consumers a unique alternative gift >>>option for the holidays that also supports WWF's conservation efforts > around >>>the globe. >> >>I don't have room for a polar bear. > > I'm sure you have. > All you need is a cage abot 8' x 4' They're a bit larger than that. Male polar bears (boars) grow two to three times the size of female polar bears (sows). Boars weigh about 350 to more than 650 kg (772-1,433 lb.) and are about 2.5 to 3 m (8.2-9.8 ft.) long (Stirling, 1988). http://www.seaworld.org/infobooks/Po...bphysical.html > and a cannula inserted into it gall > bladder. The chinks do it all the time, > make yourself a bob ot two for Christmas. I think we've over-complicated Christmas traditions enough as it is. |
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November 24th, 2003, 06:16 PM
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Re: This Year, Give An Adopted Polar Bear!
Sara Brum wrote:
>>>>I don't have room for a polar bear. >>> >>>I couldn't eat an entire polar bear. >> >>Maybe if you try fasting for a week? > > You'd want to be fast, with a polar bear in the house. That depends how hungry it is, assuming it's alive. |
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November 24th, 2003, 06:27 PM
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Re: This Year, Give An Adopted Polar Bear!
"usual suspect" <> wrote in message
news:c2rwb.38066$.. . > Sara Brum wrote: > >>>>I don't have room for a polar bear. > >>> > >>>I couldn't eat an entire polar bear. > >> > >>Maybe if you try fasting for a week? > > > > You'd want to be fast, with a polar bear in the house. > > That depends how hungry it is, assuming it's alive. Well, if you're adopting it, I assume it's alive. Who would adopt a dead polar bear? I suppose we could kick it in the ice hole and see what happens. |
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November 24th, 2003, 07:02 PM
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Re: This Year, Give An Adopted Polar Bear!
"Typhoid" <> wrote in message news:... > usual suspect wrote: > > ANC Webmaster wrote: > > > On Wednesday November 18 The World Wildlife Fund launched its second annual > > > "Adopt a Polar Bear campaign to give consumers a unique alternative gift > > > option for the holidays that also supports WWF's conservation efforts around > > > the globe. > > > > I don't have room for a polar bear. > > I couldn't eat an entire polar bear. > > -- > BBMC Take your remarks to the media. I am willing to sponsor you if you can eat a fully grown polar bear at one sitting. £10K says you can't. Either shut up, take the challenge or do one. |
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