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Old January 26th, 2007, 01:33 AM
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Re: Its a Joke

Good Luck getting Money from Jelly. He spends it faster than he can get it.
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Yeah, good story for the day that I happen to spend $XXXX.XX (yes, that's FOUR FIGURES before the decimal!) on oral surgery for my cat Petri...

I'm effin nuts.

EDIT: I am establishing an account for donations to go towards my vet bill. Yote and Jelly, I know you'll be the first two to pitch in! Thanks in advance!
Ok ill start an account. How much does a good rifle bullet go for these days?
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You see, that should've come BEFORE I paid the vet bill. Now he needs to STAY alive!

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come on he has 9 lives he can spare a couple just for fun!
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You see, that should've come BEFORE I paid the vet bill. Now he needs to STAY alive!
Sorry I'm a little behind.
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Re: Its a Joke

here kitty, kitty, kitty.
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Re: Its a Joke

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Ok ill start an account. How much does a good rifle bullet go for these days?
.22=about 2 cents
22-250=about a buck
2 inch cut 100 grain rocket broad head ( used ) PRICELESS

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Re: Its a Joke

Just thought i'd get this thread going again
Q. Why do men break wind more than women?
A. Because women wont hush long enough to build up the required pressure



In the beginning,God created the earth and rested.
Then God created man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man has rested

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Re: Its a Joke

Well, sexist jokes are better than jokes about eating my cats!

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