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#61
February 28th, 2007, 04:22 PM
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Re: Its a Joke
cute.
little Johnny is in the front yard playing when a preacher passing by notices he has his hands on battery acid so quickly the preacher races over in an attempt to take the acid from him before he hames himself. He looks down and says Johnny I will trady you this holy water for that battery acid. Johnny smirks at the preacher and says preacher what is so special about holy water? Preacher replies with well you can do miraculous things with holy water infact if you were to rub it on a womans belly shed pass a baby little johnny looks up and says well thats all good and fine preach but I got you beat I can rub this battery acid on a cats @$$ and it'll pass a motorcycle.
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#62
February 28th, 2007, 06:07 PM
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A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the bartender, "I have to go home or the wife will be mad" (at this point he was loaded drunk). He climbed down from the bar stool, and fell flat on his face. The man then said "I can't even walk!" He gets up to give it another try, this time the same thing happens and he falls flat to his face. He says "I have to get home or the wife will kill me if I don't get home soon!" He gets an idea of crawling home, so away he went crawling home. He crawled up to his apartment and slowly snuck into bed with his wife trying not to wake her. The next morning he woke up to see his wife running in the room. She said "You were out drinking again last night weren't you!" The man replied with "NO WAY!" And the wife said "YOU LIAR! The bartender just called and said you left your wheelchair there again!"
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#63
March 1st, 2007, 03:06 AM
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two guys wall into a bar.....
you would think the second one would have ducked. Current Aquarium(s) Description: 55 gallon reef Experience in Saltwater & Reef Aquarium Hobby: since january 07
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#64
March 1st, 2007, 10:11 PM
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What do gay guys call hemroids?
A= speed bumps Current Aquarium(s) Description: 75gal. reef,NE T-5s 432 watt ,CSS65 skimmer,Pro-Clear 125 wet/dry with mag5 return Experience in Saltwater & Reef Aquarium Hobby: Little over a year Other Intrests: Hunting,camping,fishing
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#65
March 2nd, 2007, 02:03 AM
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Here's one just for Yote.
What does a redneck say right before he dies? Hey Yall watch this... Current Aquarium(s) Description: 65 saltwater Experience in Saltwater & Reef Aquarium Hobby: 4 months
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#66
March 2nd, 2007, 02:15 AM
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Hahaha. Good one, VA.
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#67
March 2nd, 2007, 02:18 AM
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 Current Aquarium(s) Description: 75gal. reef,NE T-5s 432 watt ,CSS65 skimmer,Pro-Clear 125 wet/dry with mag5 return Experience in Saltwater & Reef Aquarium Hobby: Little over a year Other Intrests: Hunting,camping,fishing
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#68
March 2nd, 2007, 02:22 AM
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Nooo .... Don't do it Yote  Current Aquarium(s) Description: 65 saltwater Experience in Saltwater & Reef Aquarium Hobby: 4 months
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