Its a Joke

[JellyMan]

Ok guys and gals its monday mornnig everyone deserves a laugh lets get some jokes out there Ill start it out.

An old man is sitting at the kitchen table at 3:00 in the morning, his wife walks in and says honey its 3 in the morning what are you doing his reply is I am killing flies. The wife asks any luck? He says yep Ive killed 2 males and 3 females she says well thats good honey but how can you tell the sex, he says Its quites simple the 2 males were on the beer can, the three females were on the phone.

[BriOnH]

Lol

[yote]

2 tall trees growing in the woods,one day a little sapling sprung up between them and one tall tree said " oh look theres a son of a beech " the other said " no thats a son of a birch" so they argued about it for a week or so. Then one day a woodpecker happened by .One of the tall trees said to the woodpecker " Mr. woodpecker seeing as your the great tree expert of the woods,would mind settling an argument for us? " The woodpecker answered " Why sure " . So the tall tree said " I think that little sapling there is a son of a beech and he says its a son of birch. which is it? "
So the woodpecker say " well give me a second and we'll see " Woodpecker flys down to the little sapling , does what woodpeckers do best, he pecked around on the little sapling for a few minutes then looks up at the 2 tall trees and says " I hate to tell y'all, but both you boys are wrong,, that the best little piece of ash I ever stuck my pecker in.

[bobby]

Now that was good yote.

[Bifferwine]

I can't think of any clean jokes...

[bobby]

Dont feel bad I cant think of a good clean joke either.

[JellyMan]

good job yote.

5 people on an airplane the pilot, the president, rev jesse jackson, boy scout and a preacher.

The plane begins to go down there are only 4 parachutes the pilot says I have to fly again grabs and jumps,

the president says Im the most important man in america I have to go grabs and jumps,

Rev says I am the smartest black man in america grabs and jumps

the Preacher looks down at the boyscout and says son I have live my life and I have lived it well god will give me a guarenteed golden ticket if I sacrafice my life for you therefore by all means go my son,

The boy scout by this time laughing hysterically says preacher why dont we both go the preacher scratches his head ever so slightly and asks how.

the boy scouts reply is the smartest black man in america just grabbed my backpack.

[Bifferwine]

Here's a fish joke:

Yote was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor Bobby peered over the fence. Interested in what the Yotester was up to, Bobby politely asked, "Whatcha doing, Yote?"

"My clownfish died," replied Yote tearfully, without looking up. "And I've just buried him." Bobby, concerned, asks, "Did yours get sucked into a powerhead like mine??". Yote shakes his head and quietly replies, "No....".

Bobby was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a clownfish, isn't it?"

Yote patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."

[yote]

Originally Posted by Bifferwine

Here's a fish joke:

Yote was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor Bobby peered over the fence. Interested in what the Yotester was up to, Bobby politely asked, "Whatcha doing, Yote?"

"My clownfish died," replied Yote tearfully, without looking up. "And I've just buried him." Bobby, concerned, asks, "Did yours get sucked into a powerhead like mine??". Yote shakes his head and quietly replies, "No....".

Bobby was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a clownfish, isn't it?"

Yote patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."

never did like cats no way

[JellyMan]

cat the other white meat!!