A Haiku for my new Project

[Bifferwine]

Haiku: a form of Japanese Poetry

**ALL RESPONSES POSTED IN THIS THREAD MUST BE IN HAIKU FORM. THAT IS, VERSES OF THREE LINES APIECE. THE FIRST LINE MUST HAVE 5 SYLLABLES. THE SECOND LINE, 7. THE THIRD LINE, 5. WHY? BECAUSE IT'S MY THREAD AND I SAY SO.**

I start the project
Today, the remote fuge waits
To go to its home.

Ace Hardware, Petsmart
And to Walmart I shall go
To gather up parts.

Sand, chaeto, rubble
I increase system volume
Suck it, Doc Marco.

 

[yote]

I actually perfer redneck form my self:mrgreen:

 

[Bifferwine]

:(

You won't play along.

 

[Bifferwine]

Seems my planning sucks
It won't fit under the stand
Suggestions welcome.

 

[dustin_P74]

you need to learn to
measure your dimensions biff
so things will work out

 

[Piggy]

You are so screwed
Unless you cut out the side
The tub will side in

 

[Bifferwine]

I am a dumbass
It was so obvious, still
I did not think right.

When the man comes home
I'll ask if he minds if it
Goes next to the tank.

Where the ballasts are
I can put the fuge instead
And we'll be happy.

 

[Oscarsdad608]

how is the brace 4 the door attached. I took the center brace out of a 90 with the water still in it. Ask the man of the house to make a shore post style brace and then that tub show beable to fit. but is it 2 tall to work with. you will need room for the light.

 

[Bifferwine]

how is the brace 4 the door attached. I took the center brace out of a 90 with the water still in it. Ask the man of the house to make a shore post style brace and then that tub show beable to fit. but is it 2 tall to work with. you will need room for the light.

The tub is really
4 inch shorter than the tank
That is in there now.

The picture deceives
Your eyes, when it is taken
From above like that.

 

[RyanG]

Newb De Biff is best
Dead without, Sarahs reef would be
Biffy its all in fun

Too big of bucket
Unwisely Sarah did choose
Measure properly!

Sarah just get something smaller or set it next to the stand.

 

[dustin_P74]

double post

 

[dustin_P74]

Dead without, Sarahs reef would be

Unwisely Sarah did choose

ryan are you turning into yoda over there?

 

[Bifferwine]

Hahahahaha
Yoda is what I thought too
But with less wrinkles.

 

[dustin_P74]

and less green and taller hopefully

 

[RyanG]

Come on Biff and kid
Haiku was the requested
Form of posting here

Geez guys I gave it a shot, I didnt think I did so bad for a redneck from the sticks!

 

[dustin_P74]

i like how im now referred to has and kid

 

[RyanG]

I know it was harsh Dustin buy your name has two sylables it came down to dust or kid. Kid just worked better:D

 

[dustin_P74]

i never said it was harsh, i mean its better then dust so it doesnt bother me

 

[Bifferwine]

Well, Noob took a look
A solution we have found
Remove the center.

It's not load bearing
And it's held in by four screws
Put it back when done.

Progress will be made
When I get out of my bed
It's still too early.

 

[Altohombre]

Ever think of using a ruler
Duh duh duh duh
duh duh duh