being a pest

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    RyanG ^*Eternal Dumbass*^

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    Being that I'm a vindictive ass, I need some tips on being the neighbor from hell. It all needs to be 100% legal beagle. The louder the better. Ill post the back story when I get to my computer.
     
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    Hiker4twenty

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    It's only illegal when you get caught. Wear gloves, a mask and put socks over your shoes and you're set.
     
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    Cathic Fish Wrangler

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    Clean your windows naked with the blinds and shades up and open, mow your lawn in a little more than your birthday suit, use their address as your receiving address and order some porn subscriptions or just mail the porn to them directly. Buy a dog walk it on their lawn, or down the street and just allow it to leave landmines over their yard, bulk mail your junk mail to them, apologize when they return it. Sign them up for free advertisement at your local stores, bath and body works, academy, any store with a mailing list, be sure to ask for special offers on the form, use their name and address.

    Theres a start.
     
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    fastrd400 It wasn't me! Moderator

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    I'll wait to post ideas until I hear what all is going on out there.
     
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    yote Ceritfied Mantis Hunter Moderator

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    Sit on your front porch in your tidy whities sippin a cold beer.
    Set up a flag pole and fly a rebel flag from it.
    Tie up a couple of old coon hounds in the back yard and then every morning about 1:00,set a cage with a live coon in it back there.
     
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    daugherty part time reefer

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    put bags of dog poo on his front steps
     
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    Sharkie The Damsel Defender

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    to add to James you better light it on fire first
     
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    fastrd400 It wasn't me! Moderator

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    He said the louder the better!
     
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    daugherty part time reefer

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    get a few boat air horns like they use at races and every 5 min go out side and blow it off for a couple seconds
     
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    fastrd400 It wasn't me! Moderator

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    LMAO, I met a guy with a train horn in his truck, also had a compessor and tank to store the air for it. Loudest damn horn I ever heard. That would work, just blast it everytime you came home from some place.
     
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    yote Ceritfied Mantis Hunter Moderator

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    Or invest in a carbide cannon.Or better yet,one of those used propane and fires off every few minutes to scare birds and deer out of the yard.
     
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    Bifferwine I am a girl

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    Buy one of those stealth bird tweeters. They are battery operated and make bird sounds. When they're not home, hide it in the tree closest to their bedroom window.
     
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    wontonflip I failed Kobayashi Maru

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    Better yet, just have Yote sit in front in his tidy (or NOT tidy :shock) whities ;) Maybe have him clean his latest kill in your front yard while in his whities!
     
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    rwynn Big Daddy

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    Blast airhorns every morning and every hour on the hour that you are home...
     
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    tankedchemist

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    I thought it was "tighty" whities? Like, because they're tight??


    Give your kids bull horns and other such noise makers. Hype them up on sugar. Let 'em go outside.
     
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    Bifferwine I am a girl

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    +1 Tanked. I thought it was tighty too.
     
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    bjohanson1234 .........

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    as did I.... but I guess your sunday best might be tiddy :mrgreen:
     
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    VAreef

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    Tidy = tighty in redneck speak. Just imagine saying tighty whites with a drawl.

    For something from me I gotta know the back story first. The punishment has to fit the thing that pissed ya off.
     
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    SeaBee Ha Ha Thats Funny!

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    Get some roosters, nothing says I'm a great neighbor like a rooster waking you up at the crack of dawn. Also try some floodlights aimed at his house, the motion sensor ones, cant argue with home security. A siple compost pile pushed up against his fence, all kinds of rotting fish, animal poo, kitchen clippings, mmmmmmm I can smell it now.....go rake it up whenever they have people out back.....
     
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    Bifferwine I am a girl

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    You people aren't sneaky enough. You need to do things that the neighbor won't be able to pin on you!
     
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