Chuck Norris

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    motorcyclereefer I am Graffiti Petey

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    Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone.

    Happy Birthday Chuck!
     
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    Chuck Norris doesn't go swimming, water just wants to be around him.
     
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    Ghosts sit around the fire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
     
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    motorcyclereefer I am Graffiti Petey

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    The boogeyman hides under the bed because of Chuck Norris!
     
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    Chuck Norris once stared at the sun for hours. Then the sun blinked.
     
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    chuck norris has already been to mars...thats why there are no signs of life.
     
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    some magicians can walk on water...chuck norris can swim through land.
     
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    Chuck norris doesnt flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.

    When Chuck Norris plays monopoly he actually changes the world economy.
     
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    Chuck Norris split the atom with a single punch
     
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    Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his house. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
     
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    Chuck Norris uses Tabasco as eye drops.
     
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    The Most Interesting Man in the world stops to listen to Chuck Norris tell stories.
     
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    Chuck Norris won American Idol using sign language.
     
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    Even the earth quakes in fear when Chuck Norris is around.
     
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    Chuck Norris doesn't acknowledge the periodic table of the elements. The only element he acknowledges is the element of SURPRISE!!
     
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    Chuck Norris' fists are named shock and awe!
     
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    There was once a street called Chuck Norris. They had to change the name. No one survives crossing Chuck Norris.
     
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    WOW, does all of this mean that " Chuck Norris Rules" ?
     
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