Corrupt a wish game

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    bjohanson1234 .........

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    Since the This or That game has kind of died down, I thought we could start up a new game.

    Heres how it works The first person makes up a wish for something

    Like
    I wish to win the lottery
    The next person grants that wish but adds a little catch
    Like so

    Granted but everyone else picks the same numbers so you only win 5 dollars

    Then posts a new wish.

    So here goes.


    I wish for a new car.
     
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    AdeptMrSniffles I have a Blue Thumb

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    You get a new car, but there's no Carfax!!!!!! OH NO!!! :mrgreen:

    I wish for an endless keg of beer!
     
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    bjohanson1234 .........

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    Granted but you find out that you are allergic to alcohol

    I wish for a really fast computer
     
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    Sharkie The Damsel Defender

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    Granted... but because it was a PC it crashed and died.

    lol.


    I wish for a really big fishtank
     
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    PufferGuy

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    granted but 3500gallons and you have to sell your house and car to maintain it

    i wish i understood physics!!
     
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    cthegame

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    you do now! wish granted but your will lose a good memory each time you figure out a new physics problem...

    I wish i had a my dream house...
     
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    Granted but it's in the middle of no where with no fish stores in sight.

    I wish I could have my own airplane (preferably a Gulfstream V)
     
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    RyanG ^*Eternal Dumbass*^

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    Gulfstream granted but you cant afford to fuel it so it remains grounded.


    I wish I could be happy at my job.
     
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    project5k

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    granted, but its as a person in a lab ooking at the pap smears of 400 lb women... that you know... personally....


    I wish i could just reach into my pocket and i would have any amount of money that i need for what ever i want to buy....
     
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    bjohanson1234 .........

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    wish granted but what every thing you buy smells like :pooh: and it just wont go away

    I wish that I had clothes that would clean themselves
     
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    motorcyclereefer I am Graffiti Petey

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    Granted but they are always wrinkled and bleached.
    I wish that I had an island that was in the Caribbean.
     
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    Granted but a hurricane comes through weekly

    I wish for a good nights sleep tonight
     
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    cthegame

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    granted but tomorrow night you will have the worst nightmares ever.

    I wish i could read people's minds...
     
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    ltljoker The Great Tang Herder

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    wish granted but you they are all thinking the same thing. you have stinky breath:mrgreen:
    I wish i could breath underwater
     
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    Bifferwine I am a girl

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    Granted, but a condition of the wish being granted is that you no longer can breath on land :(

    I wish I could "win" a construction crew and contractor to come in and do everything I want done on my new house this weekend for free!
     
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    AdeptMrSniffles I have a Blue Thumb

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    Wish granted, but the contractors are one of those "nightmare, start things but never intend on finishing them" types. And your out oodles of cash and a wrecked house.

    I wish I could fly!!!
     
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    bjohanson1234 .........

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    Wish granted but you never really get the hang of landing and break a bone every time you do

    I wish that I was good enough in sports to be a pro
     
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    motorcyclereefer I am Graffiti Petey

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    Wish granted but you are a professional dodgeball player.
    I wish that I starred in a martial arts movie.
     
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    AdeptMrSniffles I have a Blue Thumb

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    Granted, but your caught in a scandalous affair with 3 women and shot to death in a murder/suicide. :shock:

    I wish I was a cat!
     
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    Bifferwine I am a girl

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    Granted, but you have to be one of mine, and I make you wear a pink collar with a big pink heart-shaped tag, and I force you to snuggle with me, and I talk baby talk to you, and I embarrass you by telling all your cat friends what a cutie you are, and I make you "dance" to your favorite singer, Beyonce, especially whenever that "Single Ladies" song comes on, except I substitute your name for the "Ladies" part, and I neuter you.

    I wish NDB would lose weight faster :(
     
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