Corrupt a wish game

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    cthegame

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    granted but then that will end this thread all together as no one else would be able to make a wish.

    I wish there was something fun to do tonight, im bored.
     
    cthegame, Nov 21, 2009
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    bjohanson1234 .........

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    Granted but you end up hanging out in the chat room with project who sounds like a total idiot but is pretty damn accurate on his facts and me who keeps asking what you said because I forgot what I just read:mrgreen:

    I wish that i wasnt so damn tired already
     
    bjohanson1234, Nov 21, 2009
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    granted, but you're not tired because you went to sleep at 7pm, and therefore will have to wake up at like 3AM.

    I wish my boss wasn't so f'ing demanding.
     
    tankedchemist, Nov 21, 2009
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    fastrd400 It wasn't me! Moderator

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    Granted, but then you wouldn't know exactly how demanding you are...............LMAO.

    I wish it would rain for a month here.
     
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    fastrd400 It wasn't me! Moderator

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    crap replace the word demanding with the word defensive (sorry tanked) I read your muck muck post earlier today
     
    fastrd400, Nov 21, 2009
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    bjohanson1234 .........

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    Granted but it ends up being 40 degrees also

    I wish I had some good photography skills
     
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    tankedchemist

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    gee thanks fast... :grumble::grumble: besides, I already know I'm defensive... especially when I'm right and everyone else is wrong, which is all the time.... :mrgreen:

    granted, but you end up taking a world famous picture which turns out to have your reflection in some glass in the photo... and you're nekkid. :shock:

    I wish I had more patience.
     
    tankedchemist, Nov 21, 2009
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    you do, but your a dr specializing in leppracy, and you only see male patients...

    yea i know, not the patients you were talking about... but this is the CORRUPT A WISH GAME!hehehehe

    i wish i knew which bulbs to buy when i go to the lfs in a few...
     
    project5k, Nov 21, 2009
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    bjohanson1234 .........

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    Wish granted but when you get there, you find that the LFS has burnt down between the time you called to verify stock and the time you get there. Oh and no other LFS have that brand bulb in stock and it will take 4 months to order them.

    I wish that non stick cook-ware was truely non stick and the eggs just slide off of them just like in the comercials
     
    bjohanson1234, Nov 21, 2009
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    wontonflip I failed Kobayashi Maru

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    Granted, but the chemicals they used to make it truly nonstick ended up making you break out with huge pustules and blisters for the rest of your life.

    I wish I knew what my dogs really think of when they're staring at me.
     
    wontonflip, Nov 21, 2009
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    Granted but you find out that they are wanting to hump you and then when they're finished having their way with you, they want to eat your flesh.

    I wish I didn't have to clean my tank because company is coming tonight.
     
    dcantucson, Nov 21, 2009
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    bjohanson1234 .........

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    Granted, your company comes over and you dont clean you tank. However, there is a huge blast that occurs over your house and since you were hosting the party in a different room, nobody is spared because they werent looking at your tank in the bomb shelter:mrgreen:

    I wish that people finally realize that "Reality TV" is just an excuse for lack of writing creativity.
     
    bjohanson1234, Nov 21, 2009
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    bjohanson1234 .........

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    What did I finally find an uncorruptable wish?:mrgreen:
     
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    motorcyclereefer I am Graffiti Petey

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    Nope you didn't.
    Granted but then you realize that EdTv was real and that is your life.
    I wish that I was going to be at the Super Bowl in a luxury box this season.
     
    motorcyclereefer, Nov 24, 2009
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    Granted. But when you find out you won free tickets you die from a heart attack and are taken to the super bowl in a luxury box in the form of a coffin!

    I wish all my good corals grew 3 feet big.
     
    dcantucson, Nov 24, 2009
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    bjohanson1234 .........

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    Granted but once they reach that size, they are no longer submerged in the water and the rotting flesh stinks the whole house up and you have to move since the house was condemned

    I wish that I could walk into any store on friday to purchase all the sweet deals and there would be no crowds to deal with
     
    bjohanson1234, Nov 24, 2009
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    granted, but all the stores have turned into radioshacks, and all they have for black friday sales are $5 3-packs of elcheapo calculators!

    i wish my wife and i didnt fight about stupid little stuff all the time, i'm tired of fighting...
     
    project5k, Nov 24, 2009
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    project5k

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    i wish "ear buds" didnt hurt my ears
     
    project5k, Dec 2, 2009
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    Bifferwine I am a girl

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    Now they don't, but the "pee hole bud" you have to wear instead sure does!
     
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    Bifferwine I am a girl

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    I wish I didn't have to think of another wish.
     
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