Corrupt a wish game

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    bjohanson1234 .........

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    granted but now there is only one day in a weekend instead of two

    I wish that I could eat anything I want and not gain weight
     
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    Granted...you eat everything you want, and you are all muscley...except you die a week after your smorgasbord from a heart attack.

    I wish I didn't have to worry about keeping the tv's surround sound volume in check, for fear of disturbing the neighbor.
     
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    Bifferwine I am a girl

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    Granted, but after about two weeks, you finally realize why the neighbor hasn't complained lately... and where that awful smell has been coming from!

    I wish I could afford a new car.
     
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    bjohanson1234 .........

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    Granted but it ends up being a big lemon and the only parts that dont break are the ones that are covered under the warranty

    I wish vitamins tasted better
     
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    Bifferwine I am a girl

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    Granted. Now they taste like your favorite candy, and you accidentally overdose on them because they are SO GOOD.

    I wish my three black cats didn't always band together and break things (they are like the Three Amigos, when something bad happens, you inevitably find all three at the scene of the crime).
     
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    Granted, now they break stuff separately, ie 3x the damage.

    I wish that all my christmas shopping was done.
     
    coolhandgoose, Nov 13, 2009
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    bjohanson1234 .........

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    Granted but your whole family sends you to the looney bin because its not even Thanksgiving yet

    I wish cell phone companies would focus on making a cell phone that has great clarity instead of focusing on the cameras, music, tv, or what ever gimick they add to try to get people to buy their sub par phone
     
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    Haha, I'm from Canada so thanksgiving is done!!
     
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    :grumble:technicality:grumble:

    Ok fine

    Granted but you are so excited that you cant wait and give the presents early. Now you start feeling guilty that nobody will have anything to open on Christmas that you rush out on Christmas Eve to buy something for everybody only to be able to find crappy broken merchandise.

    See previous post for my wish:mrgreen:
     
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    granted, but your new and improved (clear) phone actually does cause cancer....

    I wish for today to be over so it's tomorrow, and I can pick up my new puppy.
     
    tankedchemist, Nov 13, 2009
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    bjohanson1234 .........

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    Granted but your new puppy, which is very adorable and cute, chew through the upholstry in your can on the way home

    I wish it was Sunday morning so the wife and I can get out of dodge and to the Bahamas:mrgreen:
     
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    ...where you will be stranded in a hotel room with no running water and only the snacks in your mini fridge for the next week, at the mercy of a horrible hurricane.

    I wish I had a team of studly half-naked men that could paint the rest of my house this weekend, while I sit on the couch, sipping a mojito, checking Living Reefs!
     
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    granted but they are all gay and end up doing a horrible job painting becuase they end up turning each other on and having more sex on your couch than paint

    I wish today's music was more original and not so lame.
     
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    granted, but it required alien technology, so its played on an alien machine and now you cant hear it(silly humans)

    i wish i had a dime for every time i looked at someone and thought they were too stupid to reproduce.
     
    project5k, Nov 17, 2009
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    granted - now you;re a billionaire but then the world is only left with very smart people who end up outsmarting you out of your money. (good one by the way).

    I wish i could afford to fully stock my tank
     
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    project5k

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    granted, but its a quart and a half goldfish bowl....

    damn, now i'm a broke smart person.. hmmm what to do, what to do...

    i wish my efforts allways result in positive outcomes, rather than going to hell in a handbasket...
     
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    Granted but in order to do that, you have to give up doing things that cause everything to go to hell in a handbasket, like drinking, smoking, gambling... You know the fun stuff in life.

    I wish the beer infront of me always remained full and cold
     
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    project5k

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    granted, but its cause you have no mouth to drink it, and its inside a block of ice, along with your hand, which, now has to be amputated due to frost bite!

    i wish i could remember all the things that i learn, with 100% accuracy, at any time i need it.
     
    project5k, Nov 21, 2009
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    Granted but you sound like a total idiot whenever you tell someone a fact and they dont ever beleive you even though your track record is 100%

    I wish that I could speed read.
     
    bjohanson1234, Nov 21, 2009
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    project5k

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    i sound like a total idiot now, so whats your point?!?!?!

    granted, but you have 2% recall after 30 seconds..

    i wish i could come up with the perfect uncorruptable wish, and deliever it here, and now.
     
    project5k, Nov 21, 2009
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