Help, my penis is chopped off...

[Rcpilot]

Don't go sticking it in too many different holes, you wouldn't want it to catch something.

Yeah, rapid tissue necrosis is hell on the penis.

 

[Gdbyrd]

I'm just gonna type lol. And leave it at that. Otherwise I'm gonna get myself in some trouble.

 

[dcantucson]

My seems to be doing okay, even with the half inch strip torn out if it.

 

[sen5241b]

well, yeah, it seemed the logical thing to do with it. Better than smashing it between two rocks, right?

C

The mere thought of it causes me pain.

 

[Reefrookie]

Yo dcan, I think we need a new club:


:helm2: People for the Ethical Treatment of Penis:helm2:

 

[bjohanson1234]

You could always ask for some help

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You said you are from Wisconsin right:shock::bounce::mrgreen:

 

[Picasso]

HEY, my penis "nubby" is growing! The little bit that was left when the penis got ripped off is actually putting out a bit of new growth! WooT! The big part of the penis was less shriveled than yesterday. I'm going to pull it out of the hole and try to mount him somewhere. It looks like I might get two penis' out of this!

C

 

[Gdbyrd]

It looks like I might get two penis' out of this!

C

And that's the best part of this story.

 

[dcantucson]

Catherine what on earth will you do with two? Please be careful mounting them. They could sting some.

 

[Bifferwine]

She has more than one hole. She can mount more than one at a time.

 

[Gdbyrd]

She has more than one hole. She can mount more than one at a time.

Epic.

 

[dcantucson]

Gosh I hope she doesn't get three. :shock:

 

[Bifferwine]

Catherine, is your penis coral related to this guy?

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[Picasso]

Yeah, I sure hope not. A rather unfortunate looking man.

C

 

[Picasso]

Here's some picture updates:

The Nubby:

I need to find a different hole for the big penis.

 

[parrotchute]

i think it will survive and grow into a new, wonderful shaped penis.

 

[Picasso]

honestly, I wouldn't mind if it changed its shape a bit. Kind of weird having that thing in my tank.

 

[dcantucson]

Conversational starter when company comes calling, I bet. :lol:

 

[parrotchute]

haha, yeah, mine was sort of like that and i cut it in half - it grew a lot faster, and looked more like a toadstool now.

 

[Picasso]

:shock:you cut yours in half?:shock:

like vertically?