I went to high school with this guy!

Can you say class act?

Daily Herald | Naperville man picks up bucket of charges in one busy night

 

That guy must really have it out for himself to keep adding more charges.

 

He graduated with me and we had a few classes together in high school, and from the sound of the article he is the same guy!

 

my question is why are you admitting that you went to school with him?

 

Because it actually cracks me up! Seriously who does all that?

 

Talk about having a bad day

 

Damn he was on a roll!

And Leslee, you don't have to lie. It's okay to admit that you dated him too! :mrgreen: :shock:

 

And its okay that you went to the prom with him. We just want to see the prom pic.

 

And it's also okay that you had his child. I want to see the family photo!

 

Man! You guys know me all sooooo well! :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen: Well since he is such a stand up guy, you can easily see why he was my prom date and why he is the father of my children! :mrgreen:

YAAA RIGHT!

 

You know that he would only be the father of ONE of your children right?!?!?!!! And different fathers for all the others:mrgreen:

 

Ha Ha ...I've got that one beat.. This is gonna be kinda long, but you're gonna like it!

I went to school with a terd who was pretty popular with the girls. He seemed to be a pretty good guitar player, etc. He had all of the highschool qualifications to get laid. But he was a total a#hole. He had this girlfriend that (for highschool) was gorgeous, and very popular. Anyway, all of us guys were jealous of him. Here's where it starts to get good.

When we were seniors in highschool I was sitting in biology class and we hear this loud commotion. He is in the hallway beating this girls ass. My biology teacher runs out into the hallway to break it up and also takes an ass whoopin'. (This is the country remember, and also 20 years ago)..we start hunting this guy, he finds out about it, and goes into hiding for the rest of the school year. He goes from school to home and we never get a hold of him..

About 2 years later this guy gets into a car accident and loses his left leg. He was such a douche nobody even cared.

About 5 years later me and my buddies get together and we're in Hell, Michigan.(yes, that's where I grew up) and we're at the Dam Site Inn. Guess who walks in? This douchebag... We aren't looking for any trouble so we just lay back and enjoy ourselves.

This guy starts drinking and getting loud, the bartender asks him to leave and he gets beligerent and won't leave.

You could have heard a pin drop, me and my buddies looked at each other didn't say a word, walked over to him, and gave him the ass whoppin' of a lifetime. By the time we were done with him, we had ripped his prostethic leg off and beat him with it. When we dragged him out the door you would have thought Charlied Daniels just walked in the Bar, the whole place was cheering..Ahh. good times!

I'm obviously older and I hope more mature now, and I still don't regret one bit of it.

It made the paper but we never got caught. I googled it, but can't find it. Damn I wish I had that article.

 

You got it right! BUT he might be the daddy of kiddo #3, and maybe just might be #5 we were supposed to go to Maury to find out for sure.....but I am thinking this whole arrest thing is going to have to postpone our trip to the show.:grumble:

 

Fun times, nothing like hitting a man with his own prosthetic leg.

and Leslee, don't let your grandmother see the article. She thought he was a sweet kid while you two dated I am sure.

 

I just spit out my diet moutain dew when I read this!! LOL!!!

 

No, I think Maury could do a telecast from county:mrgreen:

 

Ha ha ha ha yea....... Gram really loved the stoner kid who would get too high to remember where he was supposed to be!

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That would be awesome!! It could be me, the 13 kids I have and him! Maury could show side by side pics and I could say that he is for sure the daddy because they have the same ear lobes.:mrgreen:

 

And of course, Maury would say, "You are NOT the father!" 13 times, and you'd insist there was some mistake! "Uh uh, Maury. I know this kid LOOKS black, but he just has a tan!"