Michael Jackson Died

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    mng777777 Shark Wrangler Wannabe

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    When Farrah Fawcett died she went to heaven and was greeted by God. He explained that since she lived a good life on earth, he was going to grant one wish for positive change in the world. Farrah thought about it for a minute, then said "God, please keep all of the little children safe". God responded, "Your wish is my command Farrah, and welcome to heaven", and with that, he killed MJ. :)
     
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    mng777777 Shark Wrangler Wannabe

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    a little cleansing of the gene pool... :grumble:
     
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    its dearly needed
     
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    too bad... but if they're that messed up to begin with.... :grumble: :shock:
     
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    mng777777 Shark Wrangler Wannabe

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    I cant disagree, but the thought of people killing themselves isn't a happy one.
     
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    yep, true!
     
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    this may sound harsh, but here goes: if your willing to kill yourself over the death of a singer, who hasnt made a hit since the 80's, then im glad your dead and not procreating. it only benefits the rest of us
     
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    mng777777 Shark Wrangler Wannabe

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    like i said, I get it, I just dont want to think about these crazies!
     
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    #74 that may be a little harsh, don't you think?
     
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    nope.
     
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    :shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::mrgreen:
     
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    +1 dustin. Not harsh at all. Given that i truly hate the general public, we're all better off this way. :D We dont need those people breeding
     
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    great minds think alike i guess
     
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    hhahahahahahahahahaahahaha, michael jackson put in his will that if he mom didnt get custody of his kids, he wants diana ross to raise them
     
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    hahahahahahahahaha now that is funny!
     
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    prob better than his mom.

    and good riddens to the crazy people that are killing themselves
     
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    Well guys, I think we're going to need a lot more Michael Jackson's to rid the world from crazy people. How many do you think he'll be good for?
     
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    The more the better. Someone like michael can probably wipe out a lot of them :mrgreen:

    Who is the next legend that will die and take a bunch of lost souls with him/her? Madonna? boooooo :D
     
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    Speaking of crazy... They have decided that they are not going to bury Michael. After a little research, it was determined that Michael is 97% plastic. A decision was made to melt him down and turn him into Lego's so that children everywhere will have a chance to play with him for a change :)
     
    mng777777, Jul 2, 2009
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