Alto,
That has to be the funniest post I have ever seen on this board to date!! Yes! I love it!!!!
The first sentence had me on the floor, then, I read the second!! It is truly brilliant.
A few comments.....
I don't think too many LFS are extracting fish sperm from one species, then re-injecting it into another....If they are, I would LOVE to see this process.
Also, the DNA is incompatible. Just like if you were to take your sperm and try to inject it into...let's say, a cat. I just wouldn't work. (I am implying in vitro fertilization of course, you shouldn't inject anything into your cat physically).
My second comment is in reference to your second sentence.......
"I wish they would mate but they don't seem to be getting to far".
How far are they getting? Maybe the mood isn't right? Maybe you need to add some soft lighting to your fixture? A bit of wine soaked Mysis may do the trick?
Good luck Alto...thanks for the comment....I really enjoyed it!