more and more companies will be merging

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    jcegt87 Dude Dude DUDE!!!!!!

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    Companies are always consolidating. Here is some inside information about some potential mergers...

    Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
    Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace

    Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner, Cracker

    3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood

    Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa

    FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP

    Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild

    Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
    PouponPants

    Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!

    Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: Titty Titty Bang Bang
     
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    Smitty

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    Hahaha...i like that last one.
     
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    lol titty titty bang bang
     
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    I would like to merge with Victoria's Secret. Nightly. :evil!?!?:
     
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