Never Ending HOUSE GUEST...that I DIDN'T WANT

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    UGGGG so there is the girl she was originally a friend of mine (but we are not on great terms for like the past year) and my GF and her hit it off and became good friends....well we don't really hang out with her to much anymore because she NEVER goes home! Yesterday my GF called me at work to say she was coming over... first of all the last day of the month is really the only day my job sucks so I was not in a great mood.... BUT my GF reassured me both my gf and the friend have to work this morning.... well my GF went to work the house guest is STILL HERE she called in... I get 2 days off a week and one of them is a bust because she is sleeping in the living room! Yeah my gf told me I can't ask her to leave I am VERY mean and blunt when it comes to things I am already pissed about.:grumble::grumble:

    UGGGG we have dinner plans with someone tonight and I KNOW she will invite herself. She is one of those people who you can't really say go home too because they will take it the wrong way............ hostage in my own house... I AM GOING TO KILL MY GF FOR DOING THIS... if you guys hear about it on the news: person goes nuts kills house guest that will not go home & GF who invited her... you know its me.
     
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    Maybe she's lookin to "hook-up"
     
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    :shock: good thing my bedroom door is locked!
     
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    hahahaha THAT IS IT!!! I met this girl at a bar she picked me up while I was on a date... (6 years ago) she came back and was the 3rd wheel on that date and never left?
     
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    I got a cousin thats that way.He'll come to visit,look at something I got,but I have to flat out say "Why dont you go home and bug your wife a while and get outta my hair".
    Yeah,I'm an asshole sometimes.But sometimes you gotta be or you'll never be able toplan anything without the plans getting messed up.
     
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    yeah... I would love to be an ass hole. Time to go face the music...lap top battery is about dead charger is in the living room
     
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    Do it do it do it, tell her you have an army of reefers on your side,
     
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    Bifferwine I am a girl

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    Tell her that you just saw some ants in the bedroom, the exterminator's going to be here in half an hour, and no one can be in the house.
     
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    Tanner Tanerious Swimeroundus

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    I have a better idea
    Tell her that you just saw some ants in the bedroom, the exterminator's going to be there in FIFTEEN minutes, and no one can be in the house.
     
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    I have a better idea.
    Tell her you just saw some freeloader in the living room, the exterminator's going to be there in 5 minutes, and "YOU NEED TO GET THE EFF OUT! CYA!" :regular_w
     
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    yote Ceritfied Mantis Hunter Moderator

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    I like Dennis's idea:D
     
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    Bifferwine I am a girl

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    If it was me, I wouldn't be dealing with the guest directly. Your GF invited her over, assured you she'd be gone in the morning, and she's not. I'd be on the phone with your GF and tell her she needs to take care of the situation now OR ELSE.
     
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    fastrd400 It wasn't me! Moderator

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    Here's what you do. Invite Yote over in his underwear, and have him sit down and start cleaning his guns on your coffee table!
     
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    yeah the exterminator will not work... she is in the room with my gf pet cockroaches?

    Dennis is on track... but she is gone now, THANK GOD!!! But she forgot something so she is coming back later..... GURRRRRRRRRR
     
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    Bifferwine I am a girl

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    Oh, haha! I didn't even think about all the insects/arthropods you guys keep as pets!! Well, I guess the better question would have been: how smart is she? The exterminator excuse still may have worked!
     
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    Ted Living one day at a time

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    Put whatever she left on the curb out front. If she gets it fine if she doesnt oh well.
     
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    lol yeah I think we are going to take her book to her at work tomorrow! haha the funny thing is she is a coffee shop manager and Seattle coffee good right??? NO its THE WORST COFFEE EVER!!!! Folgers has it beat hands down! I have started ordering Italian sodas when I go there lol. I don't know what it is but I have known her for a while and honestly I have not seen her in months, but its not long enough....
     
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    Haha when you say cousin I immediately think cousin eddie off of vacation


    Darko change all the locks shut the lights off!
     
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    Man, good luck getting rid of your parasite. I feel for ya Darko, I had a "guest" who was only staying for a month or two til he found a place, and 2 years later, after all too many obvious hints, it became YOU HAVE 30 DAYS TO VACATE.
    I really do like fastrd's idea though, if only Chattanooga weren't so far from WA... ;)
     
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    I'll come be your bouncer, Seattle. I had a "friend" like that... would come over to hang out on a saturday and stay for two weeks. AND he stole stuff from me. One day, I ignored my (at the time) boyfriend and said, "you'll get out now, or I'll get angry." He got pale, and left within 15 minutes. :mrgreen:
     
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