Perfect Cup of Coffee...

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    wontonflip I failed Kobayashi Maru

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    if you have 18 days to spare!

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNumrnY9Gv0[/ame]

    Yum...moldy coffee :bounce:

    I'm not a coffee connoisseur, I guess LOL Give me my Kirkland's brand colulmbian coffee any day!
     
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    Oh Dear god! I am empatient waiting 5 min for mine to brew let alone 18 freaken days..lol

    Funny post though
     
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    mng777777 Shark Wrangler Wannabe

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    ummm... I love coffee but I'll take folgers any day over that nonsense!
     
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    Huh? :shock:

    I guess you have to be a coffee nut. I don't get it.

    I'll take fresh beans from the grocery store and grind them at home. Then use a French Press if I want a really strong and authentic cup of coffee. Usually only have time for this on the weekend.

    But for any ole day of the weak, I'll take a cup of Folgers out of my Mr. Coffe dripper - TYVM.
     
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    cthegame

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    thats just crazy. :shock::shock:
     
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    wontonflip I failed Kobayashi Maru

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    One commenter pretty much said it doesn't make sense to put all this effort into it only to ruin it by using tap water to rinse. LOL I think that guy is a good reefer-in-the-making!

    I love restaurants' coffee...nice and strong. But Kirkland's (from costco) is inexpensive, and good enough for me ;)

    It's funny cuz a friend who travelled to Colombia South America was going to buy "Authentic Colombian Coffee" but his friend who lives there said "You want the best Colombian Coffee? Go to your coffee store in North America...they get the best of the Colombian coffee beans. The ones here are crap -- they're the leftovers. They save the best for the exports" HEhehhe..Makes total sense, too!
     
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    Am I the only one that suspects this is a farce? I mean, they say at the end "or try to enjoy" or something... I mean, it's moldy coffee. Gross. That's almost as gross as the coffee beans crapped out by goats.

    I'm totally grossed out now. maybe this will help me kick my caffeine habit!
     
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    yote Ceritfied Mantis Hunter Moderator

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    Just give a cup of JFG thats strong enough to hold a spoon in the vertical position:D
     
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    In the last couple seconds of the video you see the only woman involved. The face she makes is priceless. She didn't care for it. I think thats why they said "or try to enjoy"

    You've heard of the coffee thats fed to cats and then collected from their feces? Now THATS gross. I mean - everybody knows how bad cat shit smells. Who the hell would drink coffee that came out of a cats ass?
     
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    Oh yeah, I was thinking it was goats, but I think you're right RC, it's cats. Still....gross
     
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    If I HAD to make a choice and I HAD to drink it -

    I think I'd rather drink coffee from beans that a goat crapped out.

    The cat shit coffee - I just couldn't do it. Maybe it's because I don't like cats?

    Gross any way you slice it......... or should I say - Gross any way you pour it?
     
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    Bifferwine I am a girl

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    This video only reaffirms why I don't like coffee!!
     
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    This reminds me of the "how to burn a cd without a computer" video where you put two cd's in a microwave and they are supposed to copy each others info, but what really happens is they get destroyed and somewhere some kid is laughing a hearty laugh over it. The whole mold thing just makes me think it's not legit... not to mention that I have never heard of "aging" coffee
     
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    One minute max for me. No sense in wasting time.
     
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    Alexander

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    What the hell. Who comes up with methods like this.
     
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    I love it how it takes almost a month to make barely a full cup of coffee, then he wastes half of it by pouring like an idiot :)

    I would probably try the grinding and reroasting it, but then I'd be brewing it after that.
     
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    mng777777 Shark Wrangler Wannabe

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    I agree, the re-roasting was the only part that made me think "huh I might actually try that"
     
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