So I Almost Died Today, Seriously !!!

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    Civicdemon Go Big Or Go Home !

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    So I was cooking a stake for lunch and got all done left it to keep warm while I feed my 1 and a half year old son. Gave him some lunch and then let him roam a bit and play as I went to eat my stake. Well went to swallow ( HAHAH ) and started chocking could not breath or anything. So you figure its just me and my one year old. I tried to force it down by drinking water nothing worked, I was turning red my eyes where blood shot and everything. WOW this really sucked. Finally I was able to chock up a big chunk and I was at least able to breath a bit. At this point I was scared shitless and thinking OMG what the heck would happen if I die here With my son. So I graved him as im still choking and put him in his crib. Able to breath a little I calmed down a bit and got my breath and then was trying to force the other piece down. im telling you I tried water milk juice and I just could not get none of it down and was just throwing it all up. Even went as far as putting my tham toothbrush down my throat like one of those sword swallower guys LOL. But finally took a huge gulp of water and swallowed it hard and it finally went down and I was ok. Shit I seriously scared the crap out of my self and now im chewing like crazy before I attempt to swallow. My freaking throat feel like crap and even burns if I drink juice.

    Well People chew your food properly especially when your alone.
     
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    Civicdemon Go Big Or Go Home !

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    Cant wait to here the jokes to come from the swallowing portions lol. But all in all I know you guys will be happy you did not loose a fellow reefer.. RIGHT ??? LOL
     
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    Glad your ok! Be careful putting all that meat in your mouth...
     
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    Civicdemon Go Big Or Go Home !

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    LOL Tham even on the first reply... LOL
     
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    chichimom79 reef junkie

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    That's scary. Glad you're okay!
     
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    Civicdemon Go Big Or Go Home !

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    Thanks, I think the scariest part was that it was just me and the Baby, its like what would have happen to the baby for those couple hours if the worst case senerio would have happened. I think that is what scared me the most.
     
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    wontonflip I failed Kobayashi Maru

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    That's what he said!!!! :D

    Too soon?

    Glad you got it out. That would've sucked but good thinking about your kid :)
     
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    Waddi Shenanigans? VIP Member

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    Well at least we know you can swallow like a champ....

    Haha, glad your ok.
     
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    Where's BJ when you need him? :shock:

    Glad you are ok man... that had to suck!
     
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    Civicdemon Go Big Or Go Home !

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    Lol guys you guy are to much.. but yeah it really sucked. I seriously felt like that was it for a second. Especialy with no one around. But yeah guys thanks im ok and making sure i chew.chew chew from now on lol.
     
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    Yeah, and the "Sausage Wrangler" hasn't even commented yet. LOL

    Next time (hopefully there won't be one) throw yourself over the arm of a sofa or something. Self-Heimlich!

    I had to Heimlich my Dad once when my sister and I were home from college and it was steak night. He never coughed he just drank some tea, turned very red, and it just dribbled out of his mouth. I about broke his ribs I was so scared!
     
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    mariobrothersleeve squirrel

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    my open brain coral has the same problem, I cant get juice in its mouth either!
     

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    ZyberGoby Because I'm clever VIP Member

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    Glad your ok fellow reefer.
    Also good to know that it went in the proper order meat in mouth gagging then juice and you swallowed ;) like a champ :D
     
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    motorcyclereefer I am Graffiti Petey

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    So is size an issue?
     
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    motorcyclereefer I am Graffiti Petey

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    I have had my esophagus stretched before and I know what its like to choke on some food.
     
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    Civicdemon Go Big Or Go Home !

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    Dont think.its my esophagus never had.this issue before. Think i might jave just jumped the gun and not chewed properly also cheap meat was a bit rubbery so that did not help.
     
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    ErinCahir Sausage Wrangler

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    You rang?
     
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    Okay, I thanked you for this one to push you to 1,000 thanks... you were at 999 and my OCD made me do it...
     
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    I am glad you are okay! Choking is a terrifying feeling.

    Whether you have your child there or not, if it ever happens again, dial 911. Even if you cannot speak, they will send police and probably paramedics, especially if they hear you choking/gagging...

    At the very least, if the worst were to happen, someone would find you & your child and your child would not be alone for long.

    Okay now for the bad jokes...

    If you can't take the meat, stay out of the kitchen...
    What's the Bird of Love? The Swallow...
    Open wide and say "Aarghch...."
    Blow is just an expression, you gotta suck it...
    Slow down and savor the flavor...

    Be careful with that cheap meat... High class meat would have tried to help.

    Okay, I will be nice now.

    Seriously, I am glad you are okay. I can only imagine the terror you went through knowing your child was there. As mentioned above the arm of a sofa or the back of a chair can be used to give yourself the "Heimlich Maneuver". You just need something steady to press against your diaphragm (No not THAT diaphragm!) and create pressure in your lungs to clear your windpipe.
     
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    ErinCahir Sausage Wrangler

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    Wahooooooooooo!!
     
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