So I Almost Died Today, Seriously !!!

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    ZyberGoby Because I'm clever VIP Member

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    I just wanted to be your 1000th :D but i was to late
     
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    kbuser92 Breeder

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    Hows that 1001st like, Mr. OCD?

    True story on 911. Except I got a ticket when I did it as a joke and they showed up...also a $1000 compensatory bill for the paramedics and police that showed up to nothing...

    Jk, but I've heard that story before (a practical joke gone very wrong). They WILL send help. But I'm glad you're okay.

    Honest question...did your whole life flash in your mind like they say it does?
     
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    MitchReef reef noobie, since 1986

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    Did you lose control of your bladder???!!!!!

    I prolly woulda wet my britches.....seriously....
     
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    Civicdemon Go Big Or Go Home !

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    Lol guy no i did not piss my self. And no my life did not flash bwfore my life.
     
    Civicdemon, Jul 20, 2013
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    ZyberGoby Because I'm clever VIP Member

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    Arado execution?
     
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    You're welcome... I'm conflicted... Glad to be the one to push you to the 1,000 mark. Satisfied my OCD, but to be your one thousandth:bounce:... I feel so cheap:twocents: & dirty:pooh:... I need a shower... lol
     
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    Zissou What about my dynamite? VIP Member

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    Yeah, well I was her 1000th and sloppy second. Booyakasha
     
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    ErinCahir Sausage Wrangler

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    Oh I am feeling all of the love right now.
     
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    Civicdemon Go Big Or Go Home !

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    You guys have turned my near death into a dirty thread. Shame shame on you guys. Lol
     
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    Fixed that one for you...


    lol
     
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    Zissou What about my dynamite? VIP Member

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    When you enter a thread titled, 'I almost died today,' and completely forget about that as soon as Erin makes an appearance, you know it's love. Or lust. Or Lesbians. Or something..I know it's an L word. :cupidarr:
     
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    ErinCahir Sausage Wrangler

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    Lots of lewd and lascivious language.
     
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    Zissou What about my dynamite? VIP Member

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    Of the most lubricious kind.
     
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    ErinCahir Sausage Wrangler

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    Lawd have mercy.
     
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    ZyberGoby Because I'm clever VIP Member

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    Better yet...
     
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    wontonflip I failed Kobayashi Maru

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    Just be glad you are alive to enjoy the dirty threads :D Missing it...now THAT would be a tragedy!
     
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    Civicdemon Go Big Or Go Home !

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    LOL so true !!!! How could I go on with out pervs
     
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    budblue sheik yerbouti

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    hi civicdemon
    always chew before you swallow:)
     
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    budblue sheik yerbouti

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    jokes aside glad your ok
    people die every year from choking
     
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    MitchReef reef noobie, since 1986

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    Lubricated Liverwurst Links.....?
     
    MitchReef, Jul 25, 2013
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