So I damn near died of starvation tonight

so here I am, normal night of posting on LR and all of a sudden I think im going to die if I do not get something to eat. I mean is was seriously hungry! So off I go to the local grocery store for food (grabbing my RO/DI buckets for water refills while im at it)






My weapon of choice - HOT POCKETS!!!!!!!!!!










Ah yes! they are done! now the thing you have to be careful of is that you dont get over excited cause they are hotter than hell and you could really burn up the roof of your mouth. :mad!!: The waiting game sucks.














RAWR!!!!












:beerchug: And a tasty beverage to wash it down :beerchug:















FINISHED! Now I feel alive! free to go back and destroy forums with my mad posting abilities! :mrgreen:

 

You are a nut case.I prefer the philly swiss myself.Its a good snack after the wifey breaks me off a little somethin' too.

 

the hot pocket shelves were lookin pretty bare tonight. i really like the philly one too but it wasnt there. Never had the moz and meatball one and it was actually really damn good! yes it definately is a delicious snack after a excercise session like that reeffreak

 

Okay. You woke me up from my Ethiopian food-induced sleep at midnight and made me check my computer for THIS?!?! Gee thanks. I thought it was something important. You're right. I should have followed my first instinct and ignored you and gone back to sleep! You owe me.

 

ethiopian food is disgusting, why do you think when you see them on national geographic they are all under 100 pounds!! also I told you to keep your ass in bed and not to check it since you morphed into oscar the grouch by the time it was posted.......

there are very good teachings of the art of hot pocket eating richly ingrained in this thread and you are not in the right mindframe to be appreciating these, so for not appreciating my hard earned time im afraid it is you that owes me. Thought you would have appreciated this EDU and life lesson of eating being a teacher yourself... but I guess I was wrong.

 

Ethiopian food is good. You are just not "cultured" or "eclectic" enough to appreciate it. Go eat your mashed, baked, smashed, French fried, scalloped, au gratin and boiled potatoes instead, IdahoBoy.

You called me a wuss for wanting to go back to sleep instead of checking your all-important thread. And that was after you had already kept me up, waiting, for an hour, because you told me that you had something very important to show me.

Who are you anyways, some deity for whom I must jump out of bed every time my phone rings?!?! You don't own me! You should know better than to wake me up! Especially waking me up for something like the "very good teachings of the art of hot pocket eating." How dare you! HOW DARE YOU, I SAY!!!

Now I'm going to school you in something, Mister. Okay, well I was going to school you in something. But I am going back to bed instead. How about I school you tomorrow instead? Cool? Cool. Goodnight.

 

im cultured enough to eat meat. all kinds of it. where is your culture :nanananan

 

I eat meat. Just one kind though .

 

"lil chubs"?

 

ummmm.....
rrrrrrright.......

 

RED thank you for inlighting all of us as to the art of hot pocketry

 

any time hawk!

 

look what I missed out on.

Lets see a pic of your tat?

 

you can see full pictures of all of my tattoos in the tattoo thread here on off topic

 

they looks tasty..yummy..im gonna buy some...cooking recomendations??

 

just make sure you press the correct keys on the microwave and you will be fine

 

i should let my wife do it then..last time my cheffboyardee spaghetties exploded..dont know why!!!

 

Those are the ones!

 

rigo you crack me up. as long as your wife has a steady finger you should a-ok

 

So Red, how was the diarrhea that followed that wonderful combo of Hot Pockets and Beer? Thanks for rubbing in the STI by the way.Turd.