The truth about cats.Don't tell them i told you

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    14 gallon nanocube

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    For Cat Lovers

    An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.

    Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, will be.

    At least dogs do what you tell them to do. Cats take a message and get back to you.

    Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.

    Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.

    Cat rule #2: Bite the hand that won't feed you fast enough.

    Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

    Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

    Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit.

    Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't, so that's all right.

    Cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.

    Cats know what we feel. They don't care, but they know.

    Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.

    Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

    Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.

    I had to get rid of my wife. The cat was allergic.

    I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.

    In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.

    On the Internet, nobody knows you're a cat.

    One cat just leads to another.

    People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

    Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.

    There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.

    When I wash the cat, it takes me hours to get the hair off my tongue.

    You can always tell a cat, but you can't tell him much. :^:
     
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    cthegame

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    and here is what happens to cats for thinking like the above. GO DOGS!!!

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    It was funny stuff tho :)
     
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    Toolman RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH

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    YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO Dog
    Watch out for Biff
     
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    OhNoNemo i love triggers

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    Here we go again....:lol:
    GO DOGS:D
     
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    KarenJax Certified Master Stylist

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    Are you SURE?
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSK1D3bZhRs&feature=youtube_gdata_player]YouTube - Cat vs Printer - The Translation[/ame]
     
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    Hahahaha....you guys are nuts! Thanks for the laughs. :)
     
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    I love cats, but it's true, things are on their terms.
     
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    OhNoNemo i love triggers

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    stag,very funny...thats why i just keep ours outside.....still a kitty,but already got 3 moles ,a couple brown field mice and scares off chipmunks and squirrels all day:D

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    OhNoNemo i love triggers

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    is he starring down a blow dryer:lol:
     
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    I fluffed up his mane before the pic and he was giving me the stank eye
     
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    Zissou What about my dynamite? VIP Member

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    Bifferwine I am a girl

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    Cats RULE! Mine are the best! The BEST I SAY!

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    was awesome. And 100% true.
     
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    I had to keep Miss Furrball away from that cartoon. She would have gotten an idea.
     
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    18lbs of lazy awesomeness

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    The dog in the picture R.I.P thought he was a cat, he would only play with cat toys, and when we got these two cats as kittens he took care of them. He even had to have his own litter box until he found out the kittens played in it. Then he was happy to go outside. Man I miss him!!
     

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    LMFAO Karen nvr seen that vid, made me laugh!
     
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    Dang thing is always using my headphones:grumble:
    GO DOGS!
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