They be rapin' errbody round here!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Forum' started by Bifferwine, Jul 31, 2010.

  1. Bifferwine

    ErinCahir Sausage Wrangler

    Joined:
    Aug 2, 2010
    Messages:
    8,985
    Likes Received:
    1,470
    Location:
    Englewood, CO
    Best team name that night. HAhahaha.
     
    ErinCahir, Aug 22, 2012
    1. Advertisements

  2. Bifferwine

    Bifferwine I am a girl

    Joined:
    May 13, 2006
    Messages:
    46,915
    Likes Received:
    5,888
    Location:
    Lynnwood, WA and missing Tucson, AZ
    The nurse just came in and checked me. She said I was only 1 cm dilated. I said, "My doc says I've been at 2 for the last month!" She said, "Hmmm I don't know." So I said, "See, my body can tell that your finger just legitimately raped me, so it decided to just shut that whole thing down!" She said, "Yeah, that must've been it!"
     
    Bifferwine, Aug 22, 2012
    1. Advertisements

  3. Bifferwine

    d2mini VIP Member

    Joined:
    Sep 6, 2008
    Messages:
    7,630
    Likes Received:
    979
    Location:
    Houston
    bahahahahaha!!!
     
    d2mini, Aug 22, 2012
  4. Bifferwine

    Smitty

    Joined:
    Jan 3, 2009
    Messages:
    9,609
    Likes Received:
    1,587
    Location:
    Chicago/Oaklawn IL
    So that republican guy was right about the female body knowing how to automatically shut itself down huh? lolol...j/k
     
    Smitty, Aug 22, 2012
    1. Advertisements

Ask a Question

Want to reply to this thread or ask your own question?

You'll need to choose a username for the site, which only take a couple of moments (here). After that, you can post your question and our members will help you out.