Discussion in 'Off-Topic Forum' started by Bifferwine, Jul 31, 2010.
Best team name that night. HAhahaha.
The nurse just came in and checked me. She said I was only 1 cm dilated. I said, "My doc says I've been at 2 for the last month!" She said, "Hmmm I don't know." So I said, "See, my body can tell that your finger just legitimately raped me, so it decided to just shut that whole thing down!" She said, "Yeah, that must've been it!"
So that republican guy was right about the female body knowing how to automatically shut itself down huh? lolol...j/k
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