d2mini
Reef enthusiast
He was in a big old shell for the past couple weeks. Don't know if it was the economy or what but tonite I see that he downsized to a much smaller home. Times are tough. :|
Times are tough! My hermit downsized
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yote
In Memoriam
You know its bad when the hermits start downsizing.
Maybe he's afraid your going to lay him off.
Maybe he's afraid your going to lay him off.
SeattleDarko
REEFER
lol, that is rad! :)
cthegame
Reef enthusiast
well it cant afford the mortgage on that luxury home anymore. Who can blame the poor guy. Probably is doing more physical labor just to make ends
dustin_P74
Reef enthusiast
maybe you could be his lanlord and have him just pay rent on that big ole shell
Bifferwine
I am a girl
I hear ya. When he bought that big ol' shell, he never anticipated that the economy would start tanking out from under him. His hours got cut, so his paychecks were smaller and he was having a rough time keeping up with his shell payments. Finally, after several months of being behind, the bank intervened and took his shell back from him. He was forced to move into a small, more affordable rental shell. He blames the predatory lenders. They made the big mortgage sound like a good opportunity. They told him he would be able to afford it. He kinda suspected he was being talked into buying more shell than he could afford, but his greed and ambition overruled his common sense.
And now look at where he's at.
And now look at where he's at.
yote
In Memoriam
I would suggest that he ask the goverment for a bail out.But he dont own a big bank on Wall Street,so that aint gonna happen.
d2mini
Reef enthusiast
Honestly, I saw it coming. When he moved into that big ole house a few weeks ago I was like awwww dawg, you all moving on up like the jeffersons! But i knew Red wasn't making enough bank to afford that crib, and all those benjis he was spending entertaining his blue legged hoes was gonna run out like a tank full of 10 dolla frags.
dustin_P74
Reef enthusiast
WOW! thats all i can say to that one
cthegame
Reef enthusiast
every aquarium has its own HC Hammer.
biodarwin
Reefing newb
hahahahahahahahaha
dustin_P74
Reef enthusiast
who exactly is HC hammer, is that the MC hammer cover band?
Bifferwine
I am a girl
I'm guessing HC Hammer stands for Hermit Crab Hammer. But that's just a wild guess. A shot in the dark. A stab in the dark, if you will... :D
d2mini
Reef enthusiast
LOL, awesome. :)
cthegame
Reef enthusiast
NICE JOB!!!!! :Cheers: A hermit superstar who made some really bad decisions financially.
WarmSoda
Reefing newb
Posting in epic thread.
Hope your hermit has a good 401K.
Hope your hermit has a good 401K.
dustin_P74
Reef enthusiast
what an oxymoron
Altohombre
The Tennis Pro Reefer
this thread is pretty good, not gonna lie
Bifferwine
I am a girl
Ain't that the truth. My 401K and IRA are worth a fraction of what they were a year ago :( Luckily, I'm not planning on retiring anytime soon!
I think the best that HC Hammer can hope for is that a wealthy relative kicks the bucket sometime soon. With all those gangsta snails from the hood roaming around the tank, a tragedy like that could happen at any time, really.
d2mini
Reef enthusiast
:shock::shock::shock:
