When Words Fail....

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    Samhain Satin, Lace, and Sequins

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    Came across this article today. I'm not entirely sure what to make of this....

    Drunk Driving

    Can you even imagine being that cop? You walk up to the truck, look in the window, and the walking dead, a parrot, and a GODDAMN SMALL ZEBRA are looking at you! "Sir, are you aware you were swerv...THERE'S A FUCKING ZEBRA IN YOUR TRUCK!" I believe I would tender my resignation that very night.....
     
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    Kelz88 Got Reef?

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    lmao i would probs just walk back to my cop car and drive away shaking my head.
     
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    ErinCahir Sausage Wrangler

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    I'd take it home.


    It could live under my bed and I would call it George and and would hug it and squeeze it and love it.
     
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    BL1 ............. Moderator

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    Where in the hell can I get a pet zebra?!
     
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    ErinCahir Sausage Wrangler

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    That's what I'm SAYIN!
     
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    little_fish Moderator

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    Why would you want a pet zebra? They are freaky in the head, and are known for biting and not letting go. A pet giraffe would be a much better choice :)


    But, you can get anything you want from Texas, including zebras.
     
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    kbuser92 Breeder

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    Wtf..?
     
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    d2mini VIP Member

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    Can I get in line behind the zebra for that gig? :lol: :mrgreen:
     
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    Ah yes, Texas, that is where I grew up:) I did see some Zebra there, just down the street from us:mrgreen:
     
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    fastrd400 It wasn't me! Moderator

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    Ewww, Dennis wants sloppy seconds behind the Zebra! :shock:
     
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    Droskie20 where's nemo?

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    l.m.f.a.o!!
     
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    motorcyclereefer I am Graffiti Petey

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    I want a pet Honey Badger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I will name him Chuck Norris!
     
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    motorcyclereefer I am Graffiti Petey

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    Chuck the Badger!
     
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    ErinCahir Sausage Wrangler

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    I'd let Dennis jump to the front of the line. ;)
     
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    kbuser92 Breeder

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    Just cuz hes rich doesnt mean he gets first at everything. He can wait his turn!
     
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    d2mini VIP Member

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    WOOHOO! In your face, Zebra! :D

    And Erin has yet another new avatar. Double win! :mrgreen:

    rich? hahahaha, maybe I would be if it wasn't for this dang hobby.
     
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    Samhain Satin, Lace, and Sequins

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    Rich enough to afford the tank of MY dreams!

    And I do like Erin's new avatar. Very pretty pic!
     
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    ErinCahir Sausage Wrangler

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    D'awww. Thanks guys.


    And talent gets you farther than money. :razz:
     
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    kbuser92 Breeder

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    I would be if I didnt have a carbed small block in a 3/4 ton and keep nemos and corals.
     
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    motorcyclereefer I am Graffiti Petey

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    Mine problem is having over 10 motorcycles in ten years.
     
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