Why a handgun is better than a MAN

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    wontonflip I failed Kobayashi Maru

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    OK, I thought it best to move this as its own thread :p Enjoy, Ladies!!!

    REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A MAN

    - When a handgun is loaded, it doesn't tell obnoxious jokes and expect you to laugh.
    - A handgun doesn't go off before you pull the trigger.
    - You can get a handgun that's 6 inches, 8 inches, 10 inches, or whatever fits your needs.
    - A handgun doesn't claim to be a long barrel, and in the box you find out it's a snubbie.
    - Handguns with short barrels don't get inferiority complexes about it.
    - After a handgun fires once, it doesn't roll over and go to sleep and refuse to fire again if you need it to.
    - If a handgun becomes dysfunctional, you can exchange it for one that works at no cost to you.
    - A handgun doesn't mind if sometimes you just want to hold it without pulling its trigger.
     
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    yote Ceritfied Mantis Hunter Moderator

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    Aint letting my wife read THIS post :mrgreen:
     
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    bobby I like to do bad things.

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    hehe right behind you. hehe
    I fail to see the humor here.






















    J/k LOL
     
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    d2mini VIP Member

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    There has to be a cocked and loaded joke in there somewhere....
     
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    cthegame

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    i dont get these jokes. :mrgreen:
     
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    ndepratt Equipment Junkie

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    yeah i don't understand either.... :pooh:
     
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    d2mini VIP Member

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    This thread reminds me of a recent southpark episode where the men thought their farts were hysterical, but were totally grossed out over a woman's... uhhhhh.... well let's just say 'the "Q" word'. :lol:
     
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    that was a good episode dennis, but the fishsticks one was way better
     
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    d2mini VIP Member

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    So you like fishsticks, eh Dustin? :mrgreen:
     
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    dustin_P74

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    double post
     
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    dustin_P74

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    oh yeah:mrgreen:

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    wontonflip I failed Kobayashi Maru

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    Are we changing the subject so as to forget about the original post? :p
     
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    yote Ceritfied Mantis Hunter Moderator

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    Now Wonton,You know that we as members of this fine forum would never do such a thing as that.Just get it side tracked a little is all:D
     
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