Why a handgun is better than a MAN

OK, I thought it best to move this as its own thread Enjoy, Ladies!!!

REASONS WHY A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A MAN

- When a handgun is loaded, it doesn't tell obnoxious jokes and expect you to laugh.
- A handgun doesn't go off before you pull the trigger.
- You can get a handgun that's 6 inches, 8 inches, 10 inches, or whatever fits your needs.
- A handgun doesn't claim to be a long barrel, and in the box you find out it's a snubbie.
- Handguns with short barrels don't get inferiority complexes about it.
- After a handgun fires once, it doesn't roll over and go to sleep and refuse to fire again if you need it to.
- If a handgun becomes dysfunctional, you can exchange it for one that works at no cost to you.
- A handgun doesn't mind if sometimes you just want to hold it without pulling its trigger.

 

I fail to see the humor here.






















J/k LOL

 

There has to be a cocked and loaded joke in there somewhere....

 

i dont get these jokes. :mrgreen:

 

yeah i don't understand either.... ooh:

 

This thread reminds me of a recent southpark episode where the men thought their farts were hysterical, but were totally grossed out over a woman's... uhhhhh.... well let's just say 'the "Q" word'. :lol:

 

that was a good episode dennis, but the fishsticks one was way better

 

So you like fishsticks, eh Dustin? :mrgreen:

 

double post

 

oh yeah:mrgreen:

 

Are we changing the subject so as to forget about the original post?