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    dcantucson

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    And I paid to see the 2nd one. :grumble:
     
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    KidJ57 Struggling Reef Addict

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    :rofl:....that sucks, at least I saw it because it was a free on-demand movie...but then again, there's nothing funny about terrible movies :shock:
     
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    bjohanson1234 .........

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    have you seen the preveiws for the new final destination movie!??

    I will now give you my review based soley on the comercials and the previous movies in the series

    :pooh::twocents:
     
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    Ouch!!! :shock:
    Don't hold back Brian. :lol:
     
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    KidJ57 Struggling Reef Addict

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    just tell me it's coming out on DVD and not in the theaters...and no, I haven't seen the previews, but then again I haven't seen any of the movies either, the first one looked stupid to me in the first place.

    Jason's Criteria for Making a Watchable Movie #23: No actors shall be from ANY actors from Dawson's Creek, unless it's Katie Holmes before the Tom Cruise infection (you would think there would be some sort of topical cream for that), as she doesn't count because she shouldn't have been on that show in the first place....and varsity blues was pretty good too, but could've been better without dawson ver beek or whatever his name was.
     
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    bjohanson1234 .........

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    sorry kid it is going into the theatres

    in 3-D:HELP!:
     
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    Wow! Cool! Nothing like a decapitated head coming at you in 3-D
     
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    KidJ57 Struggling Reef Addict

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    I swear...the movie industry has it priorities all screwed up right now...we've got pixar movies in 3D, bad horror movies coming out in 3D, and now Disney is going back a re-doing some of their old movies in 3D...but where...WHERE I ASK YOU!?!?! ...is Vivid's premiere 3D release starring Sasha Grey or something? I've even got a title...Final Stimulation...now that I would go see in theaters! Well maybe not because that sounds kinda gross, but I would pay to watch it in the comfort of my own apartment and fork out the extra $5 for a pair of 3D glasses.
     
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    bjohanson1234 .........

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    just saw a second preview for this movie this morning. This girl is going through a car wash and the sun roof opens and the car fills completly with water!!!!!. SOOOOO of course the car doors lock and the windows dont roll down. So what does she do??????

    Sticks her head out the sunroof!!!.

    Of course the sun roof then closes on her neck and she starts screaming. And they cut away when you see one of those big spinning brushes coming towards her head.

    Lesson here?
    Go to touchless car washes.
     
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    KidJ57 Struggling Reef Addict

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    Touchless? Is that Illinois-en (huh?) for full serve or something? or is there a difference?

    How funny would it be if they made that into an Orbitz commercial or something.
     
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    bjohanson1234 .........

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    Its the ones where they just spray jets of water at the car and dont have those spinning brushes or the rags that shake from the ceiling.

    Mostly around here they are located at gas stations. They have a bar that moves around the car.

    Brian
     
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    KidJ57 Struggling Reef Addict

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    Ohhhhhhh, those things.....ok
     
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    Harold and Kumar are hilarious! I cannot believe you felt it was a waste of money or your time. You must not like any of the current comedy movies out these days cuz they all have that stupid raunchy humor.
     
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    You are right. I dont care for much of it. Couldnt watch Borat, or Napoleon Dynomite. Give me good classic movies like National Lampoon Vacation, or a good Mel Brooks movie.

    Brian
     
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    Brian when you reach a certain age...
     
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    Napoleon Dynomite is a movie you need to hit the reefer before you watch it. is was just not funny it was one stupid movie
     
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    Yeah I guess I've hit that age. Damn I am only 31 too:grumble:
     
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    James, Harold and Kumar #2 was the same and since I'm not that kind of reefer it was a big disappointment! :grumble: :D
     
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    I thought the first one was pretty humor...the problem was that the second one seemed like they were merely trying to pack in as much nudity as they possibly could, which was nice to see, but not funny, the jokes were just dumb. The first one had a little more social/racial commentary which is what made it a little more funny. Yes there were a lot of gay, fart, shit, and stoner jokes...they still kept it within limits to where the focus was still on the story. Where, back to the second one, any joke that was funny from the first one, the tried to re-do it bigger in the second one, which will kill any joke.

    Napolean Dynomite would have been funny if it was a TV show...a 15 minute TV show, but as a non-stop movie...BORING! Yes, individual scenes were HILARIOUS, but those scenes took up about 20 minutes of the whole thing and were spread out through the movie; it just wasn't enough to keep my interest. If you were stoned then time would have flown by because you wouldn't have been able to pay attention to the boring parts...hence, funny.
     
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    Are you making an argument for stoners? :lol:
     
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