bkv1997
Reef enthusiast
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but
here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert...can you tell if that is, a son of a beech, or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech...nor...a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert...can you tell if that is, a son of a beech, or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech...nor...a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."